The Incredulously Drunk, Sweet Sexy Party!

[Thalion Orbdrin]

TO ALL GUESTS ATTENDING: PM me in-game to receive a guest pass since I'm now a temporary officer for the purposes of the event.

Does it seem a waste to set off all those fireworks and summoners for the party title with no one watching?

Then come one come all to the Incredulously Drunk, Sexy Scouts Party of Sweet-Lovin' (hereby refered to as the sexy party)! Waste all your booze, sweets and party favors in an indelible half-hour worth of clothing optional (but strongly discouraged) sinning! Get incredibly wasted and everyone won't be laughing at you, but with you! Honest!

• Unload your mules by using all that booze, sweets and sparklers lying around.
  
• Watch all the naked dancing ladies (and lads)!
  
• Trade sweets, booze and party favors with all the other party animals or drunk hobos!
  
• Show off your impressive minipets and titles and you might get lucky (What?! It could happen...)
  
• Bring ex-Scouts, bring alliance folk, bring your friends, the more the merrier!
  
• Bribe Thal with enough swag and he'll get Von, Angel and Radicc to dance nude!
  

Warning: Party participants might actually be laughing at you, not with you.
Warning: Odds of your getting lucky at said event is statistically insignificant.
Warning: Von, Angel and Radicc have made no such agreement, and Thal will most likely run off with your swag.

Assuming Thal hasn't been flattened by meteors and/or kicked from the guild by the end of this message, Thal humbly suggests the following:

Time: 1st March 2008 (Saturday), 7PM GMT
Venue: Guild Hall

Thal would also like to offer to front guest fees for inviting the many drunken hobos and party hippies he hopes will attend. That is all.

[Pass The Towel]

[Dela Darklodina]

I'll be there with rings on my fingers and toes. Great idea!

[Jersey Angel]

[glow=pink,5,300]Innocent Angel......... [/glow]

[Stormy Eve]

I'm starting to do booze run with Kilroy for your event Thal!
And will take a look in private which of my ladies looks best in underwear (may also wash the Scouts cape for the event...)
Nice idea Thal! Keep it up!

_{Do guild halls get districts if overpopulated}

[paleblade]

la said:

_{Do guild halls get districts if overpopulated}

I guess we're gonna find out! ;D

[Lee Roth]

LOL

poor inocent

[gworthox]

*trying to convince ppl*

Well, Im not comming, becuase I discuss such unholy parties. We all know the faul phrase: The internet is for P0rn , but that doesn't have to mean we have to live like that.
Dwayna would never forgive me If I would show up there.

So....euh.....I will sent Agga Ugga to that party. I know Agga looks like a lady, and he sometimes wears my dresses, but I want to asure you all: It's Agga dressed like Me.

*tries to use other voice*

Hello all. Look, its me Agga Ugga. Im dressed like Althea, but I can asure you: It's really me.

*hopes the trick works*

chaosdivine said:

Time: Saturday two weeks from now, 7PM GMT
.

I will be there.
Can you pease write the date down. In one week, the above statement doesn't work anymore, and will lead to confusement.

[Jaxx Skraxis]

;D
I think I should be able to make this very innocent and quiet event. I'll have to see what I can off load from my poor guard of event items.

[Ukiyo Dawn]

Woo hoo, I'll be there if possible. Ukiyo will be glad to contribute her nakedness to the cause. ;D

[Jersey Angel]

I have plenty of party supplies to hand out too......

SO LET"S PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glow=pink,5,300]Angel.......... [/glow]

[Clarice Stormcrow]

hm, this sounds like we should send Hadus a special invitation... ;D

[Thalion Orbdrin]

Extended invites to a bunch of ex-Scouts in DVDF and elsewhere, alliance, the Blitzers and some random folk. Feel free to bring anyone else ya'll can think of.

Speaking of which, any problems with me becoming a temporary officer closer to the event? To issue guest invites and so forth.

stormcrow said:

hm, this sounds like we should send Hadus a special invitation... ;D

I would, if he hadn't quit GW stone-cold and I knew how to contact him. He could probably convince people to do the full monty better than I ever could.

[Pass The Towel]

I have his e-mail address, but think he's better off without being tempted back to GW.

[Bram Stoker]

Oooo, would love to come, but at that time, I'll be at an animé convention working on my real-life drunk title

Mizuki

[BrotherGrimm]

I'll be there....I sold most of my booze and fireworks during Canthan New Year.... I'll bring what I've got left.

[Stormy Eve]

Sorry Thal, but I'm going to a friends house for a couple of days this weekend and will be drinking real beer...
Have fun and be sure that I'll rise my ale mug for all you while I'm offline.

Quick Facts: Here in Bulgaria we are celebrating the Day of Liberation on 3rd March and it's national holiday!

See you next week!

[Pass The Towel]

la said:

I'm going to a friends house for a couple of days this weekend and will be drinking real beer...

Will you be naked?

Here in Bulgaria we are celebrating the Day of Liberation on 3rd March and it's national holiday!

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[Lee Roth]

Towel , Your Bulgarian is good

[Thalion Orbdrin]

Hope everyone had fun at the party, thanks for making it a blast.

Ransom photos uploaded later.